Please, let me stay oh you powerful descendants of the greatest people on Earth!

yeah, they'll kick you in the dick for that

We shall find a way.

Love conquers it all!

heaping praise and flattery is not respected

It is.

oof

It really isn't

You just need to be discrete about it.

You should know when and how to strike that nationalistic cord of theirs.

now i wanna help yordan to get to japan and get the rudest awakening

Then, it can work.

most of them don't really have that

it took the cult of personality around the emperor to create that

@Sectator Pragmaticam Lex I actually know the language. I would have an advantage over the other gaijins.

have you ever actually been there?

and without a central figure like that they crumbled back in the 1500s

Sengoku Jidai

The warring states

that's nice, you can fluently understand when they tell you to walk your weakling mongrel ass back to america on the ocean floor

because you're the gaijinest gaijin my dude
does someone have that "they'll understand me in japan!" pic of a neckbeard hugging a body pillow/similar in public, and a guy looking at him in disgust?

you wanna know how to survive in japan?

mind your own fucking business

keep out of others' way

and conduct yourself as among equals

fawning adoration will see you broke, bleeding, and spat on

Or just find a nice niche where it would be appreciated and stay there.

Like a company who likes to exploit you and get flattered in return.

I just need to find a proper employer and am there.

My last step in the process.

lol ok, enjoy the inside of a cubicle for the rest of your monochrome existance

>is bulgarian

>is cringey weeb

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honesty time: first thing that hit me about being in japan was, before i even got from the airport to where i was staying, DON'T BOTHER OTHERS. being a nuisance is dishonoraburu. make an effort if you must, don't be a nuisance

As long as it is a JAPANESE cubicle.

dude, social mobility is a pipedream for you if you try that route

honestly its a pipedream in general over there

Japland isn't exactly know for being socially mobile you know

I heard so, too.

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