Problem is they live in Asia and I in Bulgaria.

Will have to make that trip when the right time comes.

@yordanyordanov your people of suicide, warcrime-denial, and low birth-rate? Nice.

Korra? Sodomy? Where?

Nanking didn't happen

#ChineseDogLies

I will go contribute to raise the birthrate.

@Zephyr Blackfish don't forget Korea

"Mah pipperoo!"
Get's deported.

figurative sodomy is a reasonably accurate description of what legend of korra did to avatar IMHO

last words on his tombstone "Ecchi shioze?"

Ehhhh, I don't agree, but I wouldn't sit through it a second time

I will behave myself in Nihon.

I will be a good gaijin.

I will not cry back when they tell me:

White pig go home.

I say:

your xenophilia and their xenophobia will not mix

Please, let me stay oh you powerful descendants of the greatest people on Earth!

yeah, they'll kick you in the dick for that

We shall find a way.

Love conquers it all!

heaping praise and flattery is not respected

It is.

oof

It really isn't

You just need to be discrete about it.

You should know when and how to strike that nationalistic cord of theirs.

now i wanna help yordan to get to japan and get the rudest awakening

Then, it can work.

most of them don't really have that

it took the cult of personality around the emperor to create that

@Sectator Pragmaticam Lex I actually know the language. I would have an advantage over the other gaijins.

have you ever actually been there?

and without a central figure like that they crumbled back in the 1500s

Sengoku Jidai

The warring states

that's nice, you can fluently understand when they tell you to walk your weakling mongrel ass back to america on the ocean floor

because you're the gaijinest gaijin my dude
does someone have that "they'll understand me in japan!" pic of a neckbeard hugging a body pillow/similar in public, and a guy looking at him in disgust?

you wanna know how to survive in japan?

mind your own fucking business