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the name's a hint fellas

"Europe, today, is a powder keg, and its leaders are like men smoking in an arsenal. A single spark will set off an explosion that will consume us all! I cannot tell you when that explosion will occur, but I can tell you where. ***Some damned foolish thing in the Balkans will set it off!*** "

Otto Von Bismarck

@Spoon3r TVS welllll maybe if it wasn't full of Jews it'd be ok

The Brits created us Belgians as a buffer for these germs

Sais enough

@Goddess Tyche truly french is the best phonetically written tongue

Also, while remembering the earlier linguistics bonanza, how about this:

The languages of the Axis:
German => sounds rough and manly
Japanese => sounds rough and manly
Italian => language of pussies

@Spoon3r TVS you're the UKs skim?

They fucked the Romans, bad decision.
They fucked the Pope, bad decision
They fucked the European powers due to debt
THEN GOT RID OF EVERY FUCKING EMPIRE ON THE PLANET
The only good thing they did was…uhhhh…

reminder to everyone

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the balkans wouldnt have been such a powder keg

PIZZA is a good sounding word!

Bulgar=Language given by GOD! @Goddess Tyche !

if the austrians had just annexed it in the 1700s

Japanese doesn't sound rough, wat

instead of pussyfooting

^^

@yordanyordanov God is a shitty conlanger then

@Goddess Tyche a wot?

@Goddess Tyche jap is almost as effeminate as french

@Jokerfaic You've never watched anime, have you?

Um, yes, more importantly I've seen real people speak it

Jap is very rough when you consider a military context

and genetically speaking japs are far more effeminate than any european

@Jokerfaic I'll whisper horribly mangled weeb versions im your ear later

its repetitive syllabilcally, and has many sharp vowel inflections, but its more sharp, than the blunt of German

@Jokerfaic enunciation matters

well any language can sound barbaric depending on the enunciation

Like, a Jap can, granted, make themselves sound pussy-ish, but a German cannot

@Jokerfaic Good thing is Japanese can be both extremely sharp and very very feminine dependent on the speaker and pitch used.

@Jokerfaic I mean that's why it's sharp

Best language in the world n that respect.

I just disagree with the description of 'rough'

And italians can't help but sound like fucking pussies.

French can be very fucking rough, though

italian is perfectly fine

french can be accented roughly