well mass curves spacetime

Ok

cookies' feet are so massive

when she puts shoes on she gains 2 years

wait Maria is German

Cookies wears canoes

WAIT

UNDO

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@Nat you’re my new best friend

Thanks you too

Anyone that hates Germans is good in my book 🙂

I mean they’re 2nd in my hating list

fkin untermensch

Who's 5th?

Christians

👌

👌

Why do you hate christians?

what about them damn aliens up north though?

4th Muslims

Is it because you're a ho?

3rd tall people

2nd the Germans

1st the Anglos

eskimos, alien af

no they believe in Jesus and go door to door being knobs

fair on anglos 🤔

6th controversial one

people from Mongolia

idk why just don’t trust em

how tf did the mongols get in the north pole and upper canada?

eskimos believe in jesus and go door to door being knobs?

don't people have door knobs of their own in eskimoland?

I take an issue with you hating Germans the second most

have u even seen a mongolian?

ever?

That should definitely be the most, period.

seriously dudes, i'm about to blow ya'lls minds

how aliens see earth

Alienly