man I am fuckin' yoked

Because you're a hateful person

im gonna have to chill the fuck out here

im usually not, though

this is extremely uncharacteristic of me

im like filled with like aimless hatred right now

Play Brutal Doom.

yeh

Drink beer.

i think im gonna take that nap sooner rather than later

Than it's became *Brewtal Doom*.

theres a 500gb ssd on amazon prime now for 50 bucks

Oy vey

64gb micro sd for 4.99

Imagine calling people before you come over

jesus

Fucking burgers I swear

i mean, i tend to call people before i go to their house

because i dont like wasting my time or theirs

Doesn't everyone?

i thought it was pretty normal to call people first, yeah

Not people who lived before cellphones existed

nah, i mean, people had house phones

My parents are, and yet they still call me.

And you probably didn't know the person's number because you forgot to ask.

That is the slav way

Go there, bring some sort of clear liquid distilled from some kind of fruit, it'll work out

i figure calling first is like the norm, theres cases where its not ofc

like if you always go there at the same time

Vot did u jast sad, suka?! <_<

or are otherwise expected

lets try the other way on this one

(not you, Crow, sorry)

this same friend, i had just bought a new french press coffee pot for 40 bucks, he was hanging out

Of course, russians bring some sort of clear liquid distilled from some kind of turnip

and i was washing it before using it the first time and i like hit it against the side of the sink and it broke

and i was like completely broke

@Xaverius buys used boxers from men online

and hes like "nah dude i got you" and he took me to bed bath and beyond right that minute

and just straight up bought me a new one

i had basically given myself pneumonia with a vape pen and shit when i was drunk, basically just smoked the coil, and couldnt breath, and he straight up let me keep his inhaler