Message from @Mikey

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2019-11-28 12:15:06 UTC  

and i was washing it before using it the first time and i like hit it against the side of the sink and it broke

2019-11-28 12:15:13 UTC  

and i was like completely broke

2019-11-28 12:15:18 UTC  

@Xaverius buys used boxers from men online

2019-11-28 12:15:24 UTC  

and hes like "nah dude i got you" and he took me to bed bath and beyond right that minute

2019-11-28 12:15:28 UTC  

and just straight up bought me a new one

2019-11-28 12:16:09 UTC  

i had basically given myself pneumonia with a vape pen and shit when i was drunk, basically just smoked the coil, and couldnt breath, and he straight up let me keep his inhaler

2019-11-28 12:16:56 UTC  

maybe im just a paranoid asshole

2019-11-28 12:17:07 UTC  

...like, seriously - maybe he's just really into you?

2019-11-28 12:17:16 UTC  

i mean, i hope not

2019-11-28 12:17:43 UTC  

i mean , he bought u a french coffee press

2019-11-28 12:17:44 UTC  

I mean - I meet, like, **really** nice people. Really-really good. But none was **that** nice.

2019-11-28 12:17:46 UTC  

ur basically married

2019-11-28 12:17:57 UTC  

He's into you

2019-11-28 12:17:57 UTC  

lol

2019-11-28 12:18:00 UTC  

i dunno

2019-11-28 12:18:00 UTC  

Go shag

2019-11-28 12:18:18 UTC  

Shad?

2019-11-28 12:18:22 UTC  

hes done some nice stuff, im just trying to get off the weird hating on people places and things kick im on right now

2019-11-28 12:18:31 UTC  

Shag

2019-11-28 12:18:32 UTC  

trying to remind myself that any one sided story sounds fucked up

2019-11-28 12:18:33 UTC  

Sex

2019-11-28 12:18:35 UTC  

Fuvk

2019-11-28 12:19:35 UTC  

are they the ones with the plunger?

2019-11-28 12:21:02 UTC  

its definately a signal he is inviting u for some penetrative action

2019-11-28 12:21:17 UTC  

lol

2019-11-28 12:21:53 UTC  

or its just a nice thing to do because u were crying and needed ur caffeine

2019-11-28 12:21:53 UTC  

the big sex

2019-11-28 12:22:03 UTC  

well i wasnt crying

2019-11-28 12:22:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/649585801633726485/a_lot_of_sex.mp3

2019-11-28 12:22:06 UTC  

but i was definitely sad

2019-11-28 12:22:19 UTC  

ive been there man i know what its like

2019-11-28 12:22:31 UTC  

its 👌 let it out

2019-11-28 12:22:49 UTC  

basically counting down until this delivery gets here

2019-11-28 12:22:54 UTC  

then im gonna go sleep for like 4 hours

2019-11-28 12:23:08 UTC  

Crow is a NEET incel

2019-11-28 12:23:13 UTC  

^

2019-11-28 12:23:14 UTC  

Good mornyan everynyan! Ban all chinese imports with the expectation of norinco.

2019-11-28 12:23:39 UTC  

Nyan, nyan.

2019-11-28 12:23:47 UTC  

neetcel

2019-11-28 12:24:08 UTC  

On the second thought - maybe he's, like, really lonely?