DND is for little children

DND?

Pfft

Pffffffttt

If I were to use Goblins

Mordheim ain’t ur daddy’s rpg, son.

I'd use them to destroy the enemy's economy

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Lol that’s actually a viable strategy in a long campaign.

https://home.deds.nl/~mordheim/MordheimRulebook.pdf

That’s the extended ruleset we use, but there’s a tonne of home brew stuff we’ve added over the years to balance out the game a bit more.

last time I played mordheim was with a Witch Hunters band

I had two fanatics who just stomped on most things

One of our crew is going witch hunters this campaign.

I was also building up an ork band too

@ProfNekko old classic meme of what?

it was a game

but if you thought of the game

you lost it

Witch hunter flagellants are fkn beefcake.

yeah

it was a what?

sadly I couldn't get one to promote to a hero unit

he was killing so many things

I really wanted to make him a hero and give him fancy armor

protip, if you can not think of a pink winged elephant when somebody mentions it, you can not think about other things

*can't lose a game that requires you to think, if you don't think*

and now I thought of it, aw

I remember my Orc Shaman well

he had fist of Gork on his spell list

and I called him "Mistah Zogsmas"

Did you give him a red hat?

he would visit all the good little Orcs that fought and brawled and smashed and chopped, and gave them all sorts of shiny weapons and bits

but if they were bad orcs... e'd ZOG EM

These guys right here.
Fkn nuts.

Thought sluggas were the noob warriors from mad max

Lol ironically that’s these guys.

Cheap as shit

They didnt throw stuff, they'd just be dressed in garbage can armor with lead pipes or knife taped to stick spears

Ahh that’s right.
Mad max the guys that threw stuff were lancers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I lose. Asshole. Lol @ProfNekko