Message from @ProfNekko
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Oh shit yeah
hey does anyone remember that old classic meme **THE GAME**?
What are you planning to put in that?
shieeeeeeet
We recently started a new campaign.
I’m playing a forest goblin war band.
Ah
How strong is the war band?
Is it Merchantry level strong?
Gobbos are weak as piss. But they’ve got some henchmen that can throw weapons 3x in a turn.
They’re pretty savage if you can close the distance.
DND is for little children
DND?
Pfft
Pffffffttt
If I were to use Goblins
Mordheim ain’t ur daddy’s rpg, son.
I'd use them to destroy the enemy's economy
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Lol that’s actually a viable strategy in a long campaign.
That’s the extended ruleset we use, but there’s a tonne of home brew stuff we’ve added over the years to balance out the game a bit more.
I had two fanatics who just stomped on most things
One of our crew is going witch hunters this campaign.
I was also building up an ork band too
@ProfNekko old classic meme of what?
it was a game
but if you thought of the game
you lost it
Witch hunter flagellants are fkn beefcake.
yeah
it was a what?
sadly I couldn't get one to promote to a hero unit
he was killing so many things
I really wanted to make him a hero and give him fancy armor
protip, if you can not think of a pink winged elephant when somebody mentions it, you can not think about other things
*can't lose a game that requires you to think, if you don't think*
and now I thought of it, aw
I remember my Orc Shaman well
he had fist of Gork on his spell list
and I called him "Mistah Zogsmas"
Did you give him a red hat?