Jack, what's it like being named after something you plug your earphones into?

thats prolly why apple took off

you had woznyac and jobs

hes also named after something that lifts cars

@Mikey at least I'm not named after a microphone

That doesn't make sense considering it's not the same spelling or word. Don't be jealous I've got a Jewish name, headphone jack

shu'p and praise Jezza

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1194197042534461440

They're going after the Chinese?

Damn, good to know they have a grasp on who the poluters are

I've got a good Christian name

Jack is from the bible... he climbed a beanstalk and killed a magic cow by throwing beans at it

My name is holy

Patron Saint Michael and don't you forget it

I expect the upmost respect

No

is that from the quran?

It's a Jewish Saint reee

Well, I just know it's a Saint

real if true https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1194220237102764034?s=20

In actuality I'm named after Michael Schumacher

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50388879

No need to show off what you're doing crafty

I mean, you both have no brain these days

How dare you!

I command respect!

you jest, but it could be and probably is just an individual buying the services of a botnet

i know people will be quick to point fingers

``Labour has been criticised for describing the attack on its servers as "high level and sophisticated".
Cyber security expert Kevin Beaumont said it was "not sophisticated" and protected by the party's server hoster.
This was a denial of service attack. Labour use Cloudflare who soaked it up. It was not sophisticated``

https://twitter.com/BloombergTV/status/1194227317226164224?s=20

considering that 1% currently pay 27% of the taxes... if billionaires in the UK doubled... tories are going to have a massive budget to play with

https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/1194215512139415552

https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/1194228850143547393
https://twitter.com/UKLabour/status/1194229435039436800

twitter warfare

mudslinging on twitter, truly the most noble of wars<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Fully costed by who

Diane Abbott?

can't wait to see the violence

10/10 guaranteed at this point

I can't wait for Huw Edwards at 10pm on the 12th to declare 'our BBC exit poll suggests the conservatives to obtain a majority'

There is that debate Corbyn vs Boris debate next Tuesday

juicy