Money

By being adults

Unlike you

Sick

It's pretty easy tbh

I had an ugly ginger girlfriend

First you must die in side

Then I didn’t

Wow

That was a thrilling story

Can't die inside if you're dead outside

Indeed

@Mikey that what I told my mum

_When she died_

This isn’t relationship talk channel but I dumped her after 2 months because she didn’t want sex

That's racist

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I'd get with her if she didnt want sex for two months

That was mostly a joke

Damn that's an easy relationship

Do you know how hard it is to please a woman?

There is effort involved

She was just annoying and wouldn’t leave me alone when I wanted to play veedya games

Be gay like @Mikey

So I decided it’s too much of a pain in the arse

And also she wouldn’t have sex so yeah

If I could deal with a cock I'd be gay

And beat up the homeless with me

That lifestyle is so much more interesting

I’ll stick to prom

Porn*

Higher chance of STIs though

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This is why condoms exist

@HunterxTitan easier life tho

True

@bobthebuilder69 you dont understand the gays

You wouldn't need to work for sex

Oh I think I do

You wouldn't need to do much courting either

Luckily I grey up in south wales