And record it.

Post it here

Omg

It feels like I'm walking on stumps

How the fuck is anyone here married

Money

By being adults

Unlike you

Sick

It's pretty easy tbh

I had an ugly ginger girlfriend

First you must die in side

Then I didn’t

Wow

That was a thrilling story

Can't die inside if you're dead outside

Indeed

@Mikey that what I told my mum

_When she died_

This isn’t relationship talk channel but I dumped her after 2 months because she didn’t want sex

That's racist

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I'd get with her if she didnt want sex for two months

That was mostly a joke

Damn that's an easy relationship

Do you know how hard it is to please a woman?

There is effort involved

She was just annoying and wouldn’t leave me alone when I wanted to play veedya games

Be gay like @Mikey

So I decided it’s too much of a pain in the arse

And also she wouldn’t have sex so yeah

If I could deal with a cock I'd be gay

And beat up the homeless with me

That lifestyle is so much more interesting

I’ll stick to prom

Porn*

Higher chance of STIs though

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This is why condoms exist

@HunterxTitan easier life tho

True