Stop im already so hard
well now you have to tell us how big
It's not erect or anything
still relevant information
I'm gonna check to see how tall he is
Hes cocks curved
to extrapolate
I need to know I'm not smaller than that abomination
Nearly a 90° angle
Ah, he's 5'11
an inch taller than me, ok
https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025
he weighs 209 lbs
fuck, that's humiliating
@Danacrag Chris-Chan weighs more than you
less than me
fucking hell
213 last I checked
@Danacrag you weigh less than Jokerfaic
the difference being I'm actively working it off
n-no.... no he doesnt
You told me your approximate weight
it's less than 209.7
what?! how the fuck is he less than 209 but more than 213?!
you must have forgotten it then
~~nevermind~~
I thought for a moment you were 206
Joker, I'm going to absolutely fucking curse you with a GIF of Chris-Chan's dick
oh wait, fuck, you switched grammatical order of subjects, fuck
okay lemme try again
ah, okay, nvm, I see what you said now, nvm
oh fuck
there's more cursed Chris gifs
😩
no shit, its a cursed being
Moar memes pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GFaCAoXJd8
Christ-Chan weighs more than I do, is shorter than I am, and has a higher pulse rate/blood pressure than I do
Does this mean I win life?
Reminder that muscle weighs more than fat lol
