@Danacrag you weigh less than Jokerfaic

the difference being I'm actively working it off

n-no.... no he doesnt

You told me your approximate weight

it's less than 209.7

what?! how the fuck is he less than 209 but more than 213?!

you must have forgotten it then

~~nevermind~~

I thought for a moment you were 206

Joker, I'm going to absolutely fucking curse you with a GIF of Chris-Chan's dick

oh wait, fuck, you switched grammatical order of subjects, fuck

okay lemme try again

ah, okay, nvm, I see what you said now, nvm

oh fuck

there's more cursed Chris gifs

😩

no shit, its a cursed being

Moar memes pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GFaCAoXJd8

Christ-Chan weighs more than I do, is shorter than I am, and has a higher pulse rate/blood pressure than I do

Does this mean I win life?

Reminder that muscle weighs more than fat lol

I highly doubt he is muscular

Though I'd have to check my last blood donation to find out how most of my own numbers compare to his lol

I actually did a blood pressure check at home on the weekend, so I do actually know up-to-date numbers for it

He used to be a tad muscular at one point

back in like 2008-2009

mainly in his arms

sorry

Well, I'll accept my muscular inferiority to Chris-chan then I guess

ONLY in his arms

it wasn't even all that impressive

I'm actually not sure on whether mine is high or anything really. I just do regular blood donations and I've never gotten a remark related to it from any of the nurses lol

I doubt I have high blood pressure

I took a test last year for HS

and got normal results

I've acceptable leg musculature though, so it almost evens out

Guys

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