Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 639634374710788096


2019-11-01 01:16:02 UTC  

ah

2019-11-01 01:16:06 UTC  

kidneys huh

2019-11-01 01:16:09 UTC  

well either way

2019-11-01 01:16:21 UTC  

Keep hydrating and you'll be fine

2019-11-01 01:16:23 UTC  

i slept a lot and drank a lot of water and now its all working fine

2019-11-01 01:16:24 UTC  

yeah

2019-11-01 01:16:29 UTC  

Or, steal a kidney.

2019-11-01 01:16:40 UTC  

You offering?

2019-11-01 01:16:45 UTC  

I said steal.

2019-11-01 01:16:45 UTC  

that wouldnt be theft

2019-11-01 01:16:55 UTC  

maybe hes offering to facilitate the theft

2019-11-01 01:17:06 UTC  

couple bags of ice, abandoned building, an old bath tub

2019-11-01 01:17:11 UTC  

we all know how its done

2019-11-01 01:17:17 UTC  

I know some guys that know some kidneys.

2019-11-01 01:17:53 UTC  

By the way, just between us ||they're beans||

2019-11-01 01:18:15 UTC  

i had a pet rat that needed kidney surgery

2019-11-01 01:18:19 UTC  

cost 750 bucks

2019-11-01 01:18:27 UTC  

on a 2 dollar rat

2019-11-01 01:18:28 UTC  

**BEANS!!!?**

2019-11-01 01:18:38 UTC  

@livid_scrooge Would you like to star in my hentai?

2019-11-01 01:18:38 UTC  

It was a joke about kidney beans.

2019-11-01 01:18:40 UTC  

i bet his kidneys looked just like little beans

2019-11-01 01:18:43 UTC  

Goodbye rat?

2019-11-01 01:18:47 UTC  

no i paid it

2019-11-01 01:18:48 UTC  

well

2019-11-01 01:18:49 UTC  

to be fair

2019-11-01 01:18:53 UTC  

my girlfriend paid it

2019-11-01 01:18:56 UTC  

because she was rish

2019-11-01 01:18:57 UTC  

Just... take another $2 rat and...

2019-11-01 01:19:02 UTC  

and to be double fair

2019-11-01 01:19:05 UTC  

her dad paid it

2019-11-01 01:19:20 UTC  

because we both worked at a coffee shop so neither of us was rich

2019-11-01 01:19:34 UTC  

she was hot, rich, canadian

2019-11-01 01:19:37 UTC  

i remember my mom told me

2019-11-01 01:19:42 UTC  

"i dont know what she sees in you, but go for it"

2019-11-01 01:19:48 UTC  

thanks mom

2019-11-01 01:20:41 UTC  

Sorry lore I found a hot thick aryan

2019-11-01 01:20:49 UTC  

thick or thicc?

2019-11-01 01:20:56 UTC  

My sodomite days are over

2019-11-01 01:20:57 UTC  

@livid_scrooge Jack of Trades?