And they're banned from drinking alcohol by their elders

Which is why they are better off than the southern reservations

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

Anyway

@TriHelix absolutely NOT

Apparently 2015, the year Trudeau first took power was when the Inuit were told they were not allowed to manage their hunting quotas

But something something colonialism bad amirite fellas?

Youd think that a society which as been around at least 10000 years would know how to manage wildlife populations so they could maintain their lifestyle. You'd think.

Fuck apparently they make $700'000 a hunt per bear

what kind of bear?

Polar

Polar Bear

you get $700K for a polar bear?

The inuit do

They do, you white devil

that's a juicy payday 😉

dead or alive?

But the money isn't for the hunter, it's for the tribe

Well obviously they skin the fucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wZR3wAIHFs

why don't they just breed them if that's the case?

You try to domesticate the largest bear on earth

i didn't say domesticate, I said, breed them.

Why didn't they do that with buffalo? Oh yeah because you can't domesticate them

anything can be domesticated.

Not true

nothing is beyond the slow process of eugenics.

If that were true the natives would've domesticated moose to ride on and been far more advanced

at the very least those polar bears can be bred.

Go breed them then

Tell me how it goes

😄

Tranq darts and Turkey blasters fam

*basters

Autocorrect got me.

lots of clomid in the free salmon we give them, so they ovulate with tons of eggs.

we will find the right drugs to make them have lots of eggs to be inseminated off season

Surprisingly enough polar bears mainly eat seals

so we need to cause a seal over population