what kind of bear?

Polar

Polar Bear

you get $700K for a polar bear?

The inuit do

They do, you white devil

that's a juicy payday 😉

dead or alive?

But the money isn't for the hunter, it's for the tribe

Well obviously they skin the fucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wZR3wAIHFs

why don't they just breed them if that's the case?

You try to domesticate the largest bear on earth

i didn't say domesticate, I said, breed them.

Why didn't they do that with buffalo? Oh yeah because you can't domesticate them

anything can be domesticated.

Not true

nothing is beyond the slow process of eugenics.

If that were true the natives would've domesticated moose to ride on and been far more advanced

at the very least those polar bears can be bred.

Go breed them then

Tell me how it goes

😄

Tranq darts and Turkey blasters fam

*basters

Autocorrect got me.

lots of clomid in the free salmon we give them, so they ovulate with tons of eggs.

we will find the right drugs to make them have lots of eggs to be inseminated off season

Surprisingly enough polar bears mainly eat seals

so we need to cause a seal over population

so we can feed those bears 😉

You have no idea how hard it is to train a regular bear but you expect the inuit to breed polar bears? Go smoke crack on another server.

I prefer some good weed.

You heard me

you can enjoy the crack, i'll stick to those dank and stinky nuggets of marijuana.

My impression of @Mr. Miyagi as I talk to him:

you're too serious, I was being glib and light-hearted

perhaps some lumps of coal for your anus and we can all have tons of diamonds?

i was trying to be satirical

you seem to be tone deaf to sarcasm