i didn't say domesticate, I said, breed them.

Why didn't they do that with buffalo? Oh yeah because you can't domesticate them

anything can be domesticated.

Not true

nothing is beyond the slow process of eugenics.

If that were true the natives would've domesticated moose to ride on and been far more advanced

at the very least those polar bears can be bred.

Go breed them then

Tell me how it goes

😄

Tranq darts and Turkey blasters fam

*basters

Autocorrect got me.

lots of clomid in the free salmon we give them, so they ovulate with tons of eggs.

we will find the right drugs to make them have lots of eggs to be inseminated off season

Surprisingly enough polar bears mainly eat seals

so we need to cause a seal over population

so we can feed those bears 😉

You have no idea how hard it is to train a regular bear but you expect the inuit to breed polar bears? Go smoke crack on another server.

I prefer some good weed.

You heard me

you can enjoy the crack, i'll stick to those dank and stinky nuggets of marijuana.

My impression of @Mr. Miyagi as I talk to him:

you're too serious, I was being glib and light-hearted

perhaps some lumps of coal for your anus and we can all have tons of diamonds?

i was trying to be satirical

you seem to be tone deaf to sarcasm

and hyperbole

Sarcasm is text, hmmm, it's as if it's hard to pick up on unless you write like this, eh?

Breed polar bears.
Polar bears for everyone
???
Everyone becomes rich.

YAYE!

can't wait for the mini-polar bears to come out!

toy dog style

The apple Ipolar bear

remind me not to come to your home for thanksgiving

I cannot convey in typing how much I want to beat this person to death

https://ifunny.co/fun/U8Fm1YOA7?s=cl

that day you realise you should have been gathering nuts... instead of running around free