I'd totally learn how to cook for a girl's figure

joker. youd do anything for her dont lie. youre a male slut

this is true

well yeah, no shit, but I can cook

that being said

also bake

like baking more tho

if you could sell yourself to a rich attractive young woman

wouldnt you?

@Goodwood of Dank™ Are you aware of the sauce of that?

also, lucy. I thought you didnt like channels other than veethena

Not really.

well that'd depend on what I was selling

Not a big manga person.

this one is basically just veethena

so it doesnt count

@Goodwood of Dank™ Incest hentai.

Kek.

I'd probably need to build a sexy bod in order to fetch a rich girl's eye

i dunno

@Jokerfaic dunno, some women might be desperate

by selling i meant marrying

and then mooching off her fortune

well is it mooching if I'm working for it?

presumably while contributing to her pumping out babies

I could cook and clean

bake sweets

I like baking sweets

<:cuckertarlson:462285973724856320> this convo is sad

The thing about marrying into money, is that the guy would still be expected to run the household. And that means doing something with that money that is, ideally, going to bring in even more money.

fuck you, I bake the best sweets

Then you better make some money with them.

Indeed

I don't think a girl that's well off is looking to spend all her money on you, likely she'll want additional status seeing as she's probably already high status.

oh, no, I'd have a real job for money

baking is for fun

How much money?

easy bake muffin?

fuck that, fudge and brownies and cookies and brittles

JoT, maybe she just wants a good Dickens?