Message from @Uksio

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2019-11-12 15:42:28 UTC  

Owls are feather fluffs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/643838023276036116/owls-without-feathers-16.jpg

2019-11-12 15:42:31 UTC  

FLOOFEH

2019-11-12 15:43:26 UTC  

And the main purpose of being that floofy is to be able to fly silently, as well as forming the "ears" with their face feathers

2019-11-12 15:44:20 UTC  

The "satellite dishes" of feathers around owl's eyes are that shape to guide the sounds towards their ear openings that are close to their eyes

2019-11-12 15:44:36 UTC  

In a sense, owl eyes are inside their ears

2019-11-12 15:44:43 UTC  

Oh

2019-11-12 15:44:48 UTC  

And their ear "lobes" are made of feathers

2019-11-12 15:45:07 UTC  

god damn owl rapists

2019-11-12 15:45:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/643838879115247626/21312312.jpg

2019-11-12 15:46:24 UTC  

Eww

2019-11-12 15:46:24 UTC  

this is the actual ear canal of the owl ear, it is right next to their huge eyes

2019-11-12 15:47:00 UTC  

Yeah, owl eyes and ars are uncomfortably close

2019-11-12 15:47:16 UTC  

But that is what is cool about them

2019-11-12 15:47:37 UTC  

They are living sono-visual radars

2019-11-12 15:47:58 UTC  

Whatever they hear, they also have to look at it too (and vice versa)

2019-11-12 15:49:00 UTC  

Their eyes also don't move, so they have to point their ears and eyes in the same direction by design

2019-11-12 15:50:13 UTC  

Being an owl is hell

2019-11-12 15:50:31 UTC  

Owl eyes are calcified in place and don't move

2019-11-12 15:51:08 UTC  

But they are insanely huge for a small birb

2019-11-12 15:51:11 UTC  

being an owl is great

2019-11-12 15:51:16 UTC  

just judge everyone

2019-11-12 15:51:23 UTC  

with ultimate disgust and disaproval

2019-11-12 15:51:44 UTC  

If an owl eye would be completely spherical like in other animals it would be an anime girl head size

2019-11-12 15:52:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/643840489535045632/Anime_skull_eye_brain_proportions.jpg

2019-11-12 15:52:27 UTC  

Kinda like this

2019-11-12 15:53:23 UTC  

cursed as hell

2019-11-12 15:53:44 UTC  

Owls are fascinating

2019-11-12 15:55:11 UTC  

he is surveillance

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/643841227745394702/owl_dishes.jpg

2019-11-12 16:07:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/643844314870317078/Screenshot_2019-11-12-11-05-03-1.png

2019-11-12 16:12:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/643845563858681862/543645.jpg

2019-11-12 16:14:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/643846144857866240/f58.jpg

2019-11-12 16:15:44 UTC  

B-but it’s all Obama era! <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-11-12 16:17:42 UTC  

>Trump gets in office and immediately undos everything Obama did in office (except Obamacare)
>Economy actually gets better
Liberals: "It's Obama's economy!"

2019-11-12 16:24:21 UTC  

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