Message from @Jokerfaic
Discord ID: 644964603666759681
woah woah, Kitzhaber ~~stealing~~ *redirecting* money from oregon lottery to build prisons instead of fund schools, um, the safeword was "Subpoena" right?
good god those are precious
what the fuck are they
ducks?
Nah, these are those really feathery chicks
whatyamacallit
They are chickens. The very expensive kind
You want ultra premium eggs? This is the source
Yeah but
Should please the "Smoothies". Here is a bit on Tortoise on Tortoise action
fuck is their name
I don't fuckin remember
Thank you for Chicken Info. Always appreciated. No harm no fowl
@Jokerfaic I can't think of five non-fictional women tbh
wow
Lisa Ann
Kendra Lust
Amy Anderssen
Maserati
Ava Addams
I don't know any pornstars by name
they're all burned into his brain
that's..... sad....
well mostly when I'm in the mood
Its the Coomer song
ask me when I'm driving or something and it'd be tougher
joker did you fail NNN day one?
no, but only because I had a fucking excruciating flu
I'm surprised that stopped you
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dude, you try getting a boner when you're dizzy, having muscle pains, and your abdomen is sore and aching from the contractions of coughing non stop for 19 hours straight
Texas micro-organisms don't fuck around
the flu is a straight up virus my guy
like, had a minor resurgeance for the last few days, mucous and shit came up so fast I fucking retched in a parking space
thank fuck everyone around here likes to keep their curtains closed 24/7
@Jokerfaic
Aight, here's my historical harem:
**And I'm kinda grasping at straws because I'm not really AWARE of all that many famous historical wahmen**
1) Marilyn Monroe
2) Elizabeth Taylor
3) Marion Maréchal
4) Tulsi Gabbard
5) Katherine Hepburn (Circa 1941)
6) Mary Magdalene
Honorary Mention: Cleopatra (though there's some debate among historians as to whether she was hot or not....so this is more of an honorary mention)
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You might be wondering why I put Mary Magdalene
what part of just generally non-fictional women wasn't clear? you didn't have to restrict yourself and make it a difficult thing
you have a disappointing set of choices.
you literally picked the Kennedy Cum Dump bro
as your number 1