OH GOD YES, THE PROPERTY TAXES! **PLEASE!!!!**

woah woah, Kitzhaber ~~stealing~~ *redirecting* money from oregon lottery to build prisons instead of fund schools, um, the safeword was "Subpoena" right?

These things

good god those are precious

what the fuck are they

ducks?

Nah, these are those really feathery chicks

whatyamacallit

They are chickens. The very expensive kind

You want ultra premium eggs? This is the source

Yeah but

Should please the "Smoothies". Here is a bit on Tortoise on Tortoise action

fuck is their name

I don't fuckin remember

Thank you for Chicken Info. Always appreciated. No harm no fowl

@Jokerfaic I can't think of five non-fictional women tbh

wow

Lisa Ann
Kendra Lust
Amy Anderssen
Maserati
Ava Addams

I don't know any pornstars by name

they're all burned into his brain

I can list plenty more

that's..... sad....

well mostly when I'm in the mood

Its the Coomer song

ask me when I'm driving or something and it'd be tougher

joker did you fail NNN day one?

no, but only because I had a fucking excruciating flu

I'm surprised that stopped you

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

dude, you try getting a boner when you're dizzy, having muscle pains, and your abdomen is sore and aching from the contractions of coughing non stop for 19 hours straight

Texas micro-organisms don't fuck around

the flu is a straight up virus my guy

like, had a minor resurgeance for the last few days, mucous and shit came up so fast I fucking retched in a parking space

thank fuck everyone around here likes to keep their curtains closed 24/7

@Jokerfaic
Aight, here's my historical harem:
**And I'm kinda grasping at straws because I'm not really AWARE of all that many famous historical wahmen**
1) Marilyn Monroe
2) Elizabeth Taylor
3) Marion Maréchal
4) Tulsi Gabbard
5) Katherine Hepburn (Circa 1941)
6) Mary Magdalene
Honorary Mention: Cleopatra (though there's some debate among historians as to whether she was hot or not....so this is more of an honorary mention)
🤢

You might be wondering why I put Mary Magdalene

what part of just generally non-fictional women wasn't clear? you didn't have to restrict yourself and make it a difficult thing

you have a disappointing set of choices.

https://youtu.be/q5q77MQzU2Q