I don't claim to be a rational actor!

I like cricket

Used to play for my town

Got tryouts for the County too

Nice but > cricket

^

Disliking cricket is an international hate crime towards the English

Yeah

But

See, your heir to the throne diddled kids with epstein... so.... yeah....

I confess to my crimes and I'd commit them again

People be crazy, yo

Random but somewhat relevant what is it with Germany and their unicycle hockey?

The average German actually does have autism don't they

sounds liek a Britain and russian thing

First question for the German unicycle hockey league:
"Are you *sure* Germans have no sense of humor?"

Germans take everything very seriously

I love an Australian. Mad craic

So you're english yeah?

Hockey and cricket are just hurling for gay people

Mikey is yeah

I sense racism

Wtf why is that gun black

You racist

British by birth, English by the grace of God

Ok

Explain something to me

Allah**

>tfw ireland actually has more independence than england

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Kek

Explain the Welsh

Oh no

My ancestry is welsh

The Welsh are a confused group who still hold onto their nationality even though they are no more than English that fuck sheep and worship some gay ass dragon like a furry.

Hey

I'm part welsh and that's offensive

Dragons are cool