Tbh I'm not a slim twink, I probably can't

implying you're a twink at all

your asshole probably looks like a yawning lion

is it wrong if I have sex with a normal woman?

Yes

Real men fuck fleshlights /s

Real men also use reddit sarcasm /s

Yes it wrong you must downright abuse her

I fucking hate when people put "/s" at the end of their sentence

Like, yeah dude

Choke her and tell her shes a nigerian camwhore

aka basically fucking worthless

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I couldn't tell that you're joking

YOud be surprised

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Your genious sarcasm was that thin

WHats poe law

Corrects the wrong part of his mistake

that morons like me couldn't understand

Genious

@Blaster Master Unfortunately, on plebbit you need to use it

Change your name to Blaster Master The Genious

Please

and here

so you had put that /s there

Reddit and this place are hives of autism

if you dont clearly dictate jokes

Ohmuhgod

He's being serious

@Xaverius yeah I'd imagine

https://tenor.com/view/autistic-screech-yell-flailing-arms-gif-14193785

I am not directing it at you btw

Barrack

Hussein

Obama

Just general reddit morons

Obama

O**s**ama

I mean I deleted it after I realized all the fun subs