just learn to shoot better

you're supposed to aim for the womb anyways

Well, could be worse, they could just go: "Ahh, nothing like properly ketchupped steak on my pineapple pizza, while I chill in my socks and sandals. Bowl of milk I pour cereal into as a dessert."

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Brb folks the doggo needs a walk

polish boiled pancake dessert

what’s the proof USS Liberty was deliberate and not an accident?

No, I'm not paying child support

to be honest, it's more like that russian thing, that pancake, forgot the name of it

It is like a wet dough that is a bit crusty where it dried out

Very sweet

Why would it be deliberate it would threaten their free money

Gib shekle

And I know both russians and polish made it also the same way - just thin batter on hot pan, then just put some jam on top and roll it

or white cheese, I guess

Can't find the chinese one

Oh well, it does not look that much different from a spring roll

Just not dipped in the deep frier, which they also sometimes do

Honestly if anyone friendly fired me in a war it’d be nuke time

Chinese quisine likes to turn calories into carcinogenic nothing in many instances:
1. make pancakes
2. boil them (to make it sticky as it wraps around shit)
3. deep fry it
I bet it has already about 50% of calories destroyed by heat by the time it is getting deep fried to make it as nutritious as a piece of cardboard

Make sure to gather that oil from the sewers also, to maximize carcinogens

true story

I know

I am subscribed to serpentza

the loss of calories isn't too much of a problem though - average person can load up on shitloads of those from anywhere. Carcinogens I'd be slightly more concerned about

It isn't just the Chinese that are like that either

I was obsessed with laowhy and spentza, but you, was living in asian, had to learn from soneone

cmilk, or whatever he calls himself these days...

I wouldn't even friendly fire you

Yeah, I think it was you I've talked with yesterday about how experiencing living in other cultures helps one notice both the good and shitty parts, and you've mentioned Malaysia

Strange thing, even some ethnic chinese are hearing the call from china

Honestly I would be a pretty brutal dictator

But it’d be a fun dictator ship

the name's so retarded that I'd try it just to see what it's all about

I'd be "the good king"

Stereotype

Germans also do this kind of stupid with their white sausage
1. meat is steamed
2. meat is quick-boiled
3. meat is dipped into frying oil
4. wrapped into a sausage
Germans then grill them...

tbh i would be a good king

ngl

cooked 4 times is a bit of overkill...