Islam needs a Protestant reformation

Like I said if we can meet up in a field (usually solstice and sometimes Equinox) and have drinks and pray these fuckers don't need a church <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

you dont think religion is integrally a part of culture?

@Lucienne d'Anwyl Religions adapt

They don't remain around for thousands of years because they fail to do so.

THey will do so again and people are doing so now.

considering the protestants were more zealous than the catholics

thats probably a bad idea

Religion is socially-approved cult behavior. Spirituality, otoh, is a very personal thing.

protestants wanted to follow the bible and only the bible

the koran is a shitfest

There is no objective interpretation of these holy books, they LITERALLY just make up what they feel is right.

Dude Utah is gonna love me when I visit next year <:SmugPepe:510408646807519233>

"Are you christian" "yea but not like you cultist motherfuckers" <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

They might try to apply some post hoc reasoning, but ultimately religions are bullshit. They take them literally instead of the myths they are.

That's not my problem.

I actually have a Book of Mormon on my shelf

I've got a Celestianism Bible

so... have any of you ever noticed "bots" replying to your shitposts or FP things on reddit with just your user name? Only happens after your post or comment upsets a SJW

they've been cheating

sounds gross

@Lucienne d'Anwyl Wouldn't know, never read it. Got it as a meme.

I should carve open the insides and keep my weed in there.

See

Here's the thing

I know the history enough

The Muslims *had* a Reformation

They *attempted it*

And the fundamentalists won.

That was where disaster reigned.

@Storin its funny because mormons are some of the greatest and most upstanding people in the world

See I don't have a bible but I do have a number of tattoos up my arm 🤔

Google the Ashari and Mutazilites

The Mutazilites deserved to win, but they didn't.

And now we have modern Islam

@spooky ducc 1970s iran

they all deserve to die tbh

The Protestants on the other hand

Protestantism made a virtue out of zealotry

> its funny because mormons are some of the greatest and most upstanding people in the world

Yeah, whenever they knock on my door, I always invite them in and wind up converting them away from their faith. <:dapperRIP:437819065428606996>