@carter my gf has a penis if that helps

Fucking lucky

Cher is still alive

......oooooooooh

Mine has a stupid vagina

^enlightenment

Yeah, I guess she kinda is

I'm offended @Jack of Trades

She's more plastic than human, isn't she kind of an android?

Not this again i swear to fuck

Looool

I will hang myself with my own bedsheets

Threaded together into rope

Have to snap them off the bed coomer

Somersaulting off my bunk

Alright look man

Ive been balls deep in mario odysee or however the fuck you spell greek

I still havent looked up what coomer means

A frequent masturbator

Ah, okay

Disheartening

Everyone have a good day watching the Democrats crash and burn?

Not yet

Been busy with work

Anything juicy?

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@XeroLimit they've got nothing

I think I was too good growing up

should have done some black hatting

might have avoided this mess

Guys Blexit is gonna change the game

Heroes don't always wear cape's lol

@Ethreen42 TFW Lyndon B. Johnson was right

legendary

The only reason my creativity was never put into action was because I had to focus on not rocking the boat and staying alive. Had to base my actions in reality due to type 1 diabetes and the system cutting me off from life at any point

I don't care if they do now

Fancy a sugar doughnut?

nah just getting words out there for when they're seen (or not seen ;)) later