Message from @ETBrooD

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2019-09-25 20:17:39 UTC  

I don't wanna live anymore

2019-09-25 20:20:33 UTC  

live, and prepare for the boogaloo

2019-09-25 21:12:59 UTC  

If a single person does something violent and blames this movie, I have money on them being a leftist

2019-09-25 21:33:55 UTC  

Who would've thunk that the future of socio-politics would hinge on a movie depicting an antagonistic dude with a clown mask

2019-09-25 21:34:09 UTC  

*honk*

2019-09-25 21:55:30 UTC  

They made it clear they don't like classic joker when they ruined him in suicide squad

2019-09-25 21:55:59 UTC  

Turned him into a run of the mill drug dealer

2019-09-25 22:05:42 UTC  

That was a big middle finger indeed

2019-09-25 22:05:59 UTC  

Not that the Joker was always great in the comic books either

2019-09-25 22:07:50 UTC  

Not always, but he wasn't a neighborhood smack pusher

2019-09-25 22:08:19 UTC  

And he certainly doesn't function as a side event

2019-09-25 22:08:19 UTC  

The consistent tone of the joker was a man seeking chaos

2019-09-25 22:08:28 UTC  

The Joker is either the main event, or he shouldn't be in the film

2019-09-25 22:08:37 UTC  

^

2019-09-25 22:09:18 UTC  

Live action killing joke would be a good movie if they don't fuck with the story

2019-09-25 22:09:42 UTC  

Eh

2019-09-25 22:09:52 UTC  

Animation doesn't translate 1:1 into live action

2019-09-25 22:10:25 UTC  

Some of the animated films have such ridiculous physics, when you try to write them as live action it becomes one big plot hole

2019-09-25 22:11:21 UTC  

That's the thing that bothers me about superhero films the most, that they're not grounded enough

2019-09-25 22:12:54 UTC  

It's one of the reasons why I can't take the MCU seriously in any way at all

2019-09-25 22:13:07 UTC  

I tried to count how many times Stark should've died from head trauma

2019-09-25 22:13:11 UTC  

I stopped counting and just gave up

2019-09-25 22:14:00 UTC  

@ETBrooD Can confirm as an engineer, I always watch Marvel Movies and count how many time "normal" characters should be dead or have limbs pulled clear off.
Don't even get me started on Natasha.

2019-09-25 22:14:34 UTC  

He has kinetic dampening gell he developed in the lining of the suit

2019-09-25 22:14:42 UTC  

Right? It really pulls me out of the immersion

2019-09-25 22:14:56 UTC  

Stark may have all the equipment he likes, it doesn't matter

2019-09-25 22:15:25 UTC  

You gotta balance it. I do it with animated shows as well but I'm a fucking two year old and I'm easily distracted by "pretty animation"

2019-09-25 22:15:44 UTC  

His suit can't stop his brain from smashing around, the human body can't actually take much damage

2019-09-25 22:15:50 UTC  

After Iron Man 3 I'm pretty sure Tony's in a coma in the rest of the films are his dream in a comatose state

2019-09-25 22:16:08 UTC  

They take him off life support in Endgame lol

2019-09-25 22:16:17 UTC  

Yeah

2019-09-25 22:16:42 UTC  

Is his curse of knowledge that they keep hinting at that he is actually aware it's all a dream?

2019-09-25 22:17:40 UTC  

ETBrooDToday at 4:16 PM
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https://gyazo.com/26df9cb06984b7a337e63a94c6687e4d

2019-09-25 22:17:45 UTC  

Is this real?

2019-09-25 22:17:48 UTC  

Yes

2019-09-25 22:17:52 UTC  

They really accused a kid of this?

2019-09-25 22:17:53 UTC  

Wtf

2019-09-25 22:17:57 UTC  

Well the news says so

2019-09-25 22:18:30 UTC  

You know how it goes, the news gets things wrong all the time, the devil's in the details

2019-09-25 22:18:34 UTC  

But it's still ridic