also also also also labour: MY FEELINGSSSSS

yes, labour are full of shit

@notaglobe WOW, It's almost like half of the country has a completely different culture, leading to them deciding not be part of the same country as the other half.

talking about Ireland

yah i mean dude, i'm not blowing up french people rn and we have a border

and tbh i'd be happier with a border across scotland

keep the fuckers out

@notaglobe you have twenty kilometres of sea between the UK and france, and for most of history that wasn't enough

they started it

but tbh, they keep claiming to want a unified ireland

then talk smack about them

then continue to say about how we're occupying ireland

it's just a bag of fuckries

#makebrittanyenglandagain

they're occupying our land

:(((

the ROI: we want to reunify with our brothers in the north
also the ROI: fuck all of northern Ireland, we wish they would all burn to death

the ROI: the uk is occupying our land
also the ROI: younger than ireland in the UK

also also the ROI: you lot starved us

not my fault you can't manage crops 🤷

Who cares what the Roi want to be honest.

They have a token military.

Take em.

OR, if you don't want to do it militarily

Then do it economically

Take control of key aspects of their economy / industry

Through investment and takeovers

eh, the potato famine wasn't really their fault, that being said, it also wasn't England's fault and blaming them is disingenuous at best.

no it wasn't their fault at all

but it makes them very butt hurt

also, i don't want it

but i do want to take it

just for the fun of it

the guardian will literally try any angle

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/oct/03/sister-murdered-girl-nina-alice-gross-brexit-police

but I think we should take it when the ROI starts agitating for a border poll

eh, I don't want to take Ireland. the Irish are more trouble than their worth.

be like "we agree to the poll, but the poll is 'should the ROI rejoin the UK to unify ireland'"

i don't want it either

but it'll be fun

#makeirelandtheEUsproblem

eh, I would do that, but they resent us anyway