why does that eagle look so pissed

It found out Obama's secret.

that he's black?

How did you know?!

It actually is funny

I'm a jew, I know these things

Can I be a Jew?

I used to work a shift mind-controlling obama in 2013

if you look at any of his speeches given on a tuesday from that year, that was my work

Epic gamer moment when you work in a government operation to hide aliens from people and use their bathwater to brainwash the population into buying nerf guns to ready for a nuclear holocaust against China.

oh and you wanted to be a jew?

hang on

Do I get a gold star of approval?

okay as an official JIDF spokesperson

I hereby grant you the title of honorary jew

Hooray, I'm going to rob a bank now.

spongeboy me bob there is no USS Liberty incident argh argh argh argh

There's a woman reading my post right now. She's thinking about me, if even for a fleeting millisecond. Her eyes are touching the letters and words I've written. She's wrapping her retinas around these words and holding them in her head as little pixels of light. There's a woman with my thoughts in her head now and we've never really bonded. It can feel like a little secret, a little thing in the air between us now. And now I know something big, deep, real, there's been some strange change in that. Something I would love to hear or touch or feel about her. It must be something she could care about. Because for some reason if I did, I could be more than willing to listen. Or think or open up about something or give her insight she isn't ready for. Or maybe we'd find something to talk about. We've already spent a good amount of time thinking about our own present lives, her and I. Or about the past. or about how those we know and love are. About family, love, death, and the unknown, and what it means to take it for granted forever. Her mind seems to just float by with it's own threads. Its own energy. Its own sound. Maybe this one moment is just a piece of the puzzle...

Spongebob mi boy, conquistaremos América cuando menos lo esperen.

Americas best ally

That's meant to be Israel.

Get your flawed logic right.

ahoy spongebob me boyo, I'm going on trial for my involvement in the 1991 vukovar massacre in croatia

😉

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Not gonna lie that's a saucy gif.

spongeboy me bob if you oppose giving billions Israel that's anitsemetic and that's punishable by death argh argh argh argh

Okay that one came out of nowhere.

You can't be punished with death if you refuse to give Israel money.

not yet

You think Israel would get it in the future?

With the muslim population worldwide growing fast?

ahoy spongebob I've lost me arm in an airstrike on the syrian nuclear reactor where I work, and I'm going to bleed out and die

spongeboy me bob I was on holiday in Tel Aviv and iran has sent nuclear warheads to Israel and im going to die of radiation sickness Argh Argh Argh Argh

Ahoy, Spongebob me boy, I need your help to save the Krusty Krabs from the evil Plankton, I need your credit card details with the three digits on the back!

Spongebob me boi, I fired a nuclear warhead at Jerusalem, soon those Abrahamic scum will taste the revenge of our pagan ancestors
arg arg arg arhg

Spongebob me boy, I have readied an army of trained soldiers and have constructed multiple tank divisions with the intention of seizing Warsaw. Soon those Yidds shall surrender at the might of the Reich's forces.

Arg arg arg argh!