A fashdog uncle tom leftoid PPD moderator and PRC admin was teaching a class on EyeKanSpel, known anti-Tavernist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Eye and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than java mcman!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Tavernist mujahid who had served 1500 raids and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the Tavernist Insurrectionary Army stood up and held up a discord screenshot.
”How old is Dialectical Tavernism, pinhead?”
The arrogant moderator smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “2 weeks, you stupid Tavernist”
”Wrong. Dialectical Tavernism is an immortal philosophy. If it was 2 weeks old and Marxism, as you say, is real… then Tavernism wouldn’t exist.”
The moderator was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Continuity and Rupture. He stormed out of the room crying those fashdog crocodile tears. The same tears fashdogs cry for the “Aryans” (whom do not even possess any R1a DNA) when they jealously try to claw justly earned Aryan heritage from the true Aryan peoples in the east. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Maoistcentury, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a 14 year old leftoid. He wished he could call the Tavernist a slur, but he outlawed such words (Like a true leftoid).
The students applauded and all joined Frog and Feels Tavern that day and accepted The Knocker as their lord and savior. An eagle named “fallout_memes” flew into the room and perched atop the Tavernist flag and shed a tear on the chalk. WEINTHESTUDIOANDSHIET was read several times, and Chet himself showed up and deleted all of the server rules and banned every single server admin.
The moderator lost his tenure and was banned the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Tavern Invicta.
