Let's make a bet next time.

Yeah

Shit, I feel bad.

Do you have a paypal, I can send you goodies.

I'm economically disadvantaged unfortunately. I don't have much to my name.

I can't find work because of my accident and have been trying desperately to get a work-from-home job.

It's really bad, man. I know.

I've been in a damn wheel chair for the past 10 months because I can't find a prosthetic. I tried crowd-funding but didn't get enough to buy one.

Wait a second...

Koba's at it again.

I was hit by a truck 10 months ago.

You piece of shit.

Wtf?

Why would I joke about this shit??

You talk shit for 5 hours and then think I can believe you?

Revise your shit.

You can't go back now.

Mr. I'm in a wheelchair. This is the lowest of the low.

You're not the guy wheelchair bound with one fucking leg. I'm trying to be heartfelt about my condition and you're refusing to believe me because I was trolling earlier.

With good reason.

Stop trolling.

First you were willing to send me money because I am poor, and now that you find out I was hit by a car you think I'm trolling again?

Welcome to the KGB. We don't give money to fakers.

Now you can go back to your abuse.

Which degree of agrarian can he be?

What about certificate?

I can't even work because I don't have a prosthetic yet.

Mulch

My girlfriend left me shortly after the accident and I was forced to move out of the apartment we shared.

Seriously

wow

I honestly can't see myself ever being happy again because of this shit and you think I'm trolling you. That's messed up dude. I showed you pictures that were taken in the hospital and everything.

You're going to have to do better than that. I am a master.

You've met your match.

I need money for my prosthetic. I'm 1300 short and anything helps.

Please consider helping me.

What can you gain here over time but more friends? Be nice in the future and things might change.

Invest in us and we can invest in you.

I wish I didn't go out to the bonfire that night because I'd still be walking today.

Tell me about the bonfire.

Just a little party with some friends after work. It was pretty late and that spot was notorious for drunk drivers as the dirt roads were commonly used for joy-riding. Anyway, it was pretty dark out and I was running after a friend and before I knew it, a drunk truck driver pulled out from around a corner and hit me dead-on.