@Chalin I think your syrup has gone bad.

That or you glazed your pankakes like a maniac.

It's condensed milk, I think

Nah, that would be more watery.

Not if you make it yourself

Looks like the stuff my friend Yosef makes at home

I don't own a farm, a dairy, and a milker or condenser.

>milk condenser

Litterally take some milk at home, add sugar, and slowly boil away most of the water

That takes away all of the nutrients in the milk if you boil it.

I mean

That isn't really the point

He just uses it as some sort of dessert spread

Must be a slav thing

He makes good kompot

Well what is the point in doing it if you are going to end up being a fat fuck at the end of the day?

The reward of enjoying the result of your own labor

Also it's cheaper than buying proper deserts

It's what poor slavs do, apparently

A labor that ends up hurting you? You might as well be better off buying your own deserts that would be equally as unhealthy.

He learned it from his uncle, who immigrated with him from Ukraine

He's not fat tho

He bikes to work

Well if he is from ukraine then his dad probably had to fight slav niggers during riots in which a war is taking place between cops and police.

He tells me "you see, anon. Secret of staying skinny is be poor. When you poor, you do not eat and you do not buy gas so you must walk and ride bike."

You really should try kompot some time

Judging from how you are also a tranny, I would expect something like that from a nearly homeless slav to befriend you.

Well, by being friends with a poor slav, I've gotten to enjoy the finer things in life

Like homemade kompot

Homemade condensed milk on toast

And homemade kvass

Meanwhile you sit on your ass eating processed food and tasteless beer

The finer things... like being a tranny?

>Implying I drink beer
Nope.

Believe it or not, my gender does not play a central role in my life

Sure seems like it, seeing how your persona, and personality revolve around it.

I do like pissing your kind off though

That's always a joy

Oh, we are going to be here for a while if you think you can manage to get me going on a tantrum.

I went on about all the niceties about being friends with a slav, and all you can think of is how this person doesn't fit into the mold of what is normal

lmao