And a good point

You people are gay to the core

Was I talking to you?

@Apollo'sJest Yes, I cannot go without using an iphone for 5 minutes.

>jewphone

Sudoku for you too then son

kek

@Chalin I love the impossible angle and shitty painting.

Thanks

Is this what you got from your parents for your last birthday?

Is this the reason why they gave it to you? Did you do this?

@Chalin I think your syrup has gone bad.

That or you glazed your pankakes like a maniac.

It's condensed milk, I think

Nah, that would be more watery.

Not if you make it yourself

Looks like the stuff my friend Yosef makes at home

I don't own a farm, a dairy, and a milker or condenser.

>milk condenser

Litterally take some milk at home, add sugar, and slowly boil away most of the water

That takes away all of the nutrients in the milk if you boil it.

I mean

That isn't really the point

He just uses it as some sort of dessert spread

Must be a slav thing

He makes good kompot

Well what is the point in doing it if you are going to end up being a fat fuck at the end of the day?

The reward of enjoying the result of your own labor

Also it's cheaper than buying proper deserts

It's what poor slavs do, apparently

A labor that ends up hurting you? You might as well be better off buying your own deserts that would be equally as unhealthy.

He learned it from his uncle, who immigrated with him from Ukraine

He's not fat tho

He bikes to work

Well if he is from ukraine then his dad probably had to fight slav niggers during riots in which a war is taking place between cops and police.

He tells me "you see, anon. Secret of staying skinny is be poor. When you poor, you do not eat and you do not buy gas so you must walk and ride bike."

You really should try kompot some time