15 years old.

@One Fire One Nail does your uncle own microsoft

"Funniest people"

This has to be a troll.

This can't be real.

sure, you know a mass murderer
and I know a chechen war criminal

from ecuador

my dad participated in the beslan school siege

he was one of the terrorists

I was a hostage in the beslan siege and I died

@Rigmond your job is to figure out what’s a troll and what’s not. And @T. Raven And @DA GOMMIE JOO Nice

My brother was the head of the Taliban, he patrolled the streets of Kabul looking for his 70 virgin goats.

dude, I had a rough childhood

first I died in 9/11

And and

then I got drafted to iraq and died in 2003

That's not English grammar.

@Rigmond it isnt virgin goats they get

its genderless goats

ended up in ossetia, died in beslan in 2004

i have a flag from 2003

iraqi freedom

went down to lebanon and died in the 2006 war

And the goats are really just servants

i died at a military base in 1980s lebanon

It started for me when Augustus has be Crucified

in 2008 I went up to spain on holiday and died in an ETA bombing

Me

Augustus?

Augustus Gloop?

@T. Raven you aint old enough to died at a militairy base in lebanon

the great big greedy nincompoop

also the only issue you see there is his age?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustus

yes

alright then

@One Fire One Nail You aren't funny.

i killed a bunch of IPLO members in 1992 belfast

Tough growing up in Ancient Rome

Playing your own retardness as a joke doesn't make you in the right.

Dumbass.