philosophy is for failed artists or scientists. no one would choose to be a philosopher over a genius composer or a genius scientist, because it is always a last resort profession, for failures and frauds

Nietzsche - wanted to be a composer and failed

Wittgenstein - wanted to be an engineer, failed, wanted to be a mathematician, failed, wanted to be a musician, failed

Heidegger - wished he was a poet/artist, failed

Schopenhaur - wished he was a musician so that wouldn't have to live his boring philosopher life, failed

Russell - wanted to be a great mathematician, wasn't as smart as other mathematicians and so opted for philosophy

every single modern anglo philosopher - wished they were mathematicians, but failed, so they try pathetically to use mathematical symbols and logic in their philosophy so that they can at least get the aesthetic of it

Philosophers are also all sad manlets trying to compensate for low self esteem

Heidegger was like 5 feet

Wittgenstein - 5'6"

Nietzsche 5'8"

Camus - 5'7"

Kant - 5'0" LMAO

Sartre - 5'0" LMFAO

Derrida - 5'5"

Zizek - 5'8" etc. etc. etc..

Philosophers wish they could make an impact on the world, they wish they could create beautiful works of art, they wish they could be good looking Chads, but they always fail, so they try to argue their way out of it, reason their way our of it: "I may not be able to get that cute girl, but, uh, it's because I'm the Ubermensch, hehehe, right guys!?" Every philosophical theory has been overturned, and philosophy has NEVER come up with a definitive answer. It is a failed field, and no one takes it seriously. Philosophers are all sad, pathetic, delusional people.

inb4 philosopher manlets try to refute this with "hurr durr spooks!" "muh muh philosophy was before science so therefore uh, uh, it's superior" or "surprise you've been doing philosophy ur whole l-life, haha gotcha!" or literal philosophical reasoning, proving my point exactly

LMFAO

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Videla was better.

wtf

sartre and kant were fucking midgets

i tower over most of these guys hahahaha

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/569618646285156354/570220634840498186/Videla-Chan.jpg
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I need Videla-chan in my life.

it shouldn't bother me this much that there's no documented photograph of stirner anywhere

i'm starting to think he's hegels OC or some shit

@trizzz People like you are what's wrong with the world. Primitive barbarians masquerading as intelligent, civilized human beings, thinking their primitive grunts are profound pursuits of philosophy. You, my sweet summer child, are little more than an undereducated, shit throwing gibbon. A lesser ape of infantile intellect and even less adept at the English language than a toddler's dungheap. You are the reason I sit and weep for the human species, because edgy neckbeards with too much time on their hands look down upon their betters with contempt while showing little interest in self reflection and betterment. You, my intellectually impoverished knuckle dragging troglodyte, prove to the whole world that one can have a vacant mind and still have the ability to access the internet and fill it with their pseudo intellectual drivel. The problem with making the internet user friendly, allowing those bankrupt of mind to propagate what passes for 'intellectual discourse' with the same velocity as his betters, much to the detriment of those with the misfortune to read their refuse.

kys

Who's cute!? Trizz is!

shut up

Reeeeee

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/604236707629367316/618413553967300608/unknown.png @Deleted User

can you imagine

hegels shitposting before shitposting was even a thing

@trizzz

@trizzz Legit thought of requesting from one historical reconstructionist artist I knew to do an adequate drawing of him.
There were those 3/4 doodles by Engels, and another one from a man contemporary to his times. And that's all.
The photos usually claimed as belonging to him are that of Rudolf Steiner and some other writer.
Albeit I recently came into one photo pretty close to those sketches which was claimed to be his and was not identified with any other person, I had it on my laptop which is currently out of my reach.

Weirdly he is often depicted with black hairs, even if he was supposed to have been a blonde.

he's a fictional character

i'm convinced

🤔

it was engels trolling marx

like me making an alt on discord to mess with my friends

puto

culo

i should really sleep

its been 26 hours

<@&309314344158494720> I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realised that you're not actually humans. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding environment, but you trolls do not. You move to another area, and you multiply, and you multiply, until every second of other's time is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Internet trolls like you are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and ostracism is the cure

It's hard to attract a mate but I will keep trying

k den.

@trizzz sleep with me

@National Trotskyist should i remove my tooth

Omg I am jealous!

You can't remove a tooth with a plier

yes i can

i can make it another day

i have nothing to do