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😂 😂 😂

i ordered some electronics online but the package didn't weigh as much as id expect
one could say it was electrolyte

That’s golden

What do you call a gamer dog?
Pawggers

Get out

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pawggers

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I swear to god if I don't hear dad jokes when the kids start talking I am going to be so mad at having to hear my husband making EVERY dad joke possible during my pregnancy >.<

Such a old joke

but a classic

Not quite a dad joke... but I think it counts "we leave no man behind except the ones that are annoying"

very much a classic for sure

What does a french groundhog see on Feb 2?
His chateau!

<a:SuperKEKG:765674441631203388> <a:SuperKEKG:765674441631203388> <a:SuperKEKG:765674441631203388> <a:KEKG:746602168827510794> dats a lot of kek

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Someone threw a Coke bottle at my head today, but I didn't get hurt; it was a soft drink.

Good one

A girl at work asked me if I file my nails. What a silly question; as soon as I clip them, I just throw them away.

I see war thunder nice and sorry for ping

I was going to post a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.

What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

(say it outloud)

eeewww

Why didn't Four ask Five out on a date?

It was Two Squared.

I'm gonna need to reflect on that one...

Oh boy, finally a job where I can watch myself!

Looks like my new career is closer than it appears...

I wish I could mirror your successes in life rn 🙂

There was a brief period in high school where I tried going left-handed. Needless to say, something didn't feel right.