Oh but I can post this

Hi

good greif

been told I couldn't make this dad joke till I became a dad but here's an unsolicited dik pic

okay I'll leave now

wow smokie.... so mean 😭

@Mr.Hashi

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There's one for ya

Lol

Tomorrow is valentines day.

Use it

😁😉

😉

I will🤩

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Facts

that one is ACTUALLY good...

that is so going to be my husbands child... I swear to god

Who thinks i should send this to my friend who ive been talking to for years

Also heres a break up line:
"Did you fall from heaven? Because you for sure got kicked out of it"

Am I the only one who thought this?

Nope

@SnowWhite❄

Good one

he makes me laugh..... when he stubs his toe....

**saladly* realised

Crotch

Nice crock

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`Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.`

`Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.`