Whiteboards are remarkable.

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`For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.`

The fact that my dad sent me this when I was in philosophy class XD

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Or am I your dad.....

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What is Beethoven doing right now
||decomposing||

And in that NOTE I’m telling that to the music professor I had last semester

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I dont usually tell dad jokes. But when i do he laughs.

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That is genius

then do trees pee?

Apparently

Ever heard of maple syrup?

I would tell a Dad Joke but I don't have one.

Dad? Or joke? 😂

@DeButcher Dad 😦

Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
Dad: *looks at the son then up to the sky, pausing as he thinks* I don't know, son. Your mom and I have been married for 12 years and I am still paying for it.

I asked my dad what sing he wants me to play on my new guitar

He said "far far away"

I think I forgot the funny but here it goes.
Homosexuals are gay
The word homophobic is gay

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Gay is gay. But that’s kinda gay to say

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Ronald McDonald and his wife have had their first child. || According to doctors, the baby weighs just a quarter pound. ||

@Mr.Hashi

Try that one

And film it

Plz

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