Message from @Pumpkin_Cats
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Whiteboards are remarkable.
`For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.`
The fact that my dad sent me this when I was in philosophy class XD
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Or am I your dad.....
🤔🤔
What is Beethoven doing right now
||decomposing||
And in that NOTE I’m telling that to the music professor I had last semester
I dont usually tell dad jokes. But when i do he laughs.
then do trees pee?
Apparently
Ever heard of maple syrup?
I would tell a Dad Joke but I don't have one.
Dad? Or joke? 😂
@DeButcher Dad 😦
Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
Dad: *looks at the son then up to the sky, pausing as he thinks* I don't know, son. Your mom and I have been married for 12 years and I am still paying for it.
I asked my dad what sing he wants me to play on my new guitar
He said "far far away"
I think I forgot the funny but here it goes.
Homosexuals are gay
The word homophobic is gay
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Gay is gay. But that’s kinda gay to say
😂🤣😅
Ronald McDonald and his wife have had their first child. || According to doctors, the baby weighs just a quarter pound. ||
Try that one
And film it
Plz