Im stealing this

Sry for ping

Why don’t we have a #mom-jokes ?

Oh wait....

~~Women aren't funny~~

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My mom told me to stop picking my nose but I kept telling her that I was born with it and didn’t get to choose

My sex life has gone to hell. These days it's like shooting pool with a rope.

yo mama so dum she asked for #mom-jokes in discord

so recycled that it may as well be garbage

I'm just using it because he said that

I know its a repost

lol I know 🙂 I am giving people crap for posting that one

Ik

jk ♥ kaladin

😘

I would tell Dad jokes

But he never laughs

Me: When's dinner?
My dad: At dinnertime.

blue lives matter?

but what about yellow lives?

What about purple lives?

Don't ALL colors matter?

cmon man

@YoJody 🌟 those were removed because they had the n word

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theres a fence glazed with hip hop

dont touch it

👀

I'm currently reading "A Tale of Two Midgets"; it's a short story.

Look at my original joke <:troll_face:726878856585281557> <:KEK:795742276549607456>

I think @SnowWhite❄ might find interest In that story

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*I definitely have not seen that one before*

bad BURNT HASHBROWNS

Not sure if this is a dad joke:

There was a young girl named Hall
who fell in the spring in the fall
would have been a sad thing
if she died in the spring
but she didn't, she died in the fall

The fall never kills anyone. Its the stop that kills people...