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**At least I’m not a smoking bear**
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is this a discussion for dad jokes or <#801170142359978015> or <#801170141907386408> ?
dunno, it's over now though lmao
true 🙂
True story:
[As a child of 4ish, I had put my shoes on the opposite feet.]
My mom: "Your shoes are on the wrong feet."
Me: "These are the only feet I have."
4ish?
Around age 4
oh
my brain went to one of four ish kids
i was like "half a kid, cool"
🤦♂️
In Russian man rights bear.
Q: Why do only 2 illegals cross the border at a time?
A: Because the sign says no tres passing
My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it!
Me
Patient: *Doctor, when I applied that hemorrhoid cream you gave me, there was a very nasty reaction.*
Doctor: *Where did you apply it?*
Patient: *||On the bus.||*
The antennae must have had good feelings for each other.
I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams...
I hope everyone else understands this like i do