Message from @Gid

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2021-02-26 03:07:17 UTC  

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2021-02-26 05:10:23 UTC  

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2021-02-26 05:11:47 UTC  

Repost...

2021-02-26 05:13:06 UTC  

**At least I’m not a smoking bear**

2021-02-26 05:17:27 UTC  

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2021-02-26 05:17:38 UTC  

<:Zed_Kek:804965549573537858>

2021-02-26 05:17:52 UTC  

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2021-02-26 07:57:55 UTC  

is this a discussion for dad jokes or <#801170142359978015> or <#801170141907386408> ?

2021-02-26 08:02:40 UTC  

dunno, it's over now though lmao

2021-02-26 08:03:41 UTC  

true 🙂

2021-02-26 16:12:56 UTC  

True story:

[As a child of 4ish, I had put my shoes on the opposite feet.]

My mom: "Your shoes are on the wrong feet."

Me: "These are the only feet I have."

2021-02-26 18:26:00 UTC  

4ish?

2021-02-26 18:30:47 UTC  

Around age 4

2021-02-26 18:36:44 UTC  

oh

2021-02-26 18:37:03 UTC  

my brain went to one of four ish kids

2021-02-26 18:37:14 UTC  

i was like "half a kid, cool"

2021-02-26 19:11:19 UTC  

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2021-02-26 21:54:50 UTC  

🤦‍♂️

2021-02-26 21:57:22 UTC  

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2021-02-26 22:11:30 UTC  

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2021-02-27 01:30:44 UTC  

In Russian man rights bear.

2021-02-27 04:42:19 UTC  

Q: Why do only 2 illegals cross the border at a time?
A: Because the sign says no tres passing

2021-02-27 06:40:46 UTC  

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2021-02-27 20:17:23 UTC  

My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it!

2021-02-27 21:46:31 UTC  

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2021-02-27 22:36:15 UTC  

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2021-02-27 22:40:27 UTC  

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2021-02-28 03:20:03 UTC  

Me

2021-02-28 17:29:39 UTC  

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2021-02-28 17:35:20 UTC  

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2021-02-28 19:35:25 UTC  

Patient: *Doctor, when I applied that hemorrhoid cream you gave me, there was a very nasty reaction.*

2021-02-28 19:35:48 UTC  

Doctor: *Where did you apply it?*

2021-02-28 19:36:09 UTC  

Patient: *||On the bus.||*

2021-02-28 19:50:20 UTC  

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2021-02-28 21:02:55 UTC  

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2021-02-28 21:37:36 UTC  

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2021-03-01 03:37:58 UTC  

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2021-03-01 04:09:22 UTC  

The antennae must have had good feelings for each other.

2021-03-01 04:38:06 UTC  

I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams...

2021-03-01 04:46:27 UTC  

I hope everyone else understands this like i do