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Thats actually a great one

It's as old as the dinosaurs in it.

👀

prdy good ngl

Kinda cheesy, but Gouda nevertheless

It's a bit too sharp for my taste.

You know why men are ok with international womens day?

Because we have Memorial Day

Ouch...

At least one of those days is actually worth having.

dad jokes and dad moments

@Mr.Hashi

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🤣

I'm gonna try it tomorrow

Good luck <:salut:730846445732888630>

Appendix carry ftw<:thinking:726878987837636698>

Nerdy pickup line for programmers in C++ syntax:
/* I'm hoping that */ You->GetBoyfriend(); //will return a nullptr.

The wife didn't believe me when I said I'll make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta

@[TDE] Smokie

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/576502577756372994/819275640192761873/527785_533519600010831_555791964_n.jpg

Man people are such snowflakes nowadays

I toss one pokeball and yell gotta catch 'em all

And everyone else at the furry convention got mad