I once had a dream that there was a centipede crawling through my hair. I woke up and grabbed a centipede that was crawling on my face.

true story

it was not funny

So do you like insects or do they weird you out?

I need to laugh because le story

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weird me out but i am fascinate on them

which is usually my default stance on questionable things

I then proceed to wake up my dad to kill it.

I was already holding it in my hand

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I had scissors in my otherhand

Hm, cool! Similar to my take on them I think 😂

gross and scary

Fun... <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

I was like 10 at the time

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but yeah

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i woke up to this big fuzzy ass carpenter ant on my face one night at summer camp

not fun

i just went to sleep again

Anyone have that meme of the highschool band in the green tents?

*H o w*

have you seen a centipede. they are slightly more menacing than ants.

https://tenor.com/view/1000pat-centipede-pet-insect-gif-16611214

lmao

yeah ive seen them before

Fuck Carpenter ants, those motherfuckers love my basement

Camel.

Spider.

there was this Vietnam Vet that lived down the street when i was growing up, and his wife went to my dad's leather classes every saturday. He collected insects and he brought a centipede with him a couple times

jeez........my worse was a cockroach flew into my mouth

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ugghhg

on got in my drink one time

*Slurp slurp*

that is pretty bad.

these?

and i didnt find out until i felt something in my mouth that was definitely not chocky milk

It's cocky milk