Message from @Vladman

Discord ID: 819076172238422037


2021-03-10 05:12:40 UTC  

absolutley but she used WAYYYYY too much novocaine so i was numb up to my nose for a good few hours

2021-03-10 05:13:00 UTC  

Some idiot put a spoon in my mouth once, I seized hard enough to damage my back teeth, and eventually they had to go.

2021-03-10 05:13:14 UTC  

The front tooth...I lost a fight with a desk.

2021-03-10 05:13:21 UTC  

Ehhhh but still I don't like to hear that it hurt you though 🥺

2021-03-10 05:13:28 UTC  

that happened to me but with a bottom canine

2021-03-10 05:13:30 UTC  

WHY?

2021-03-10 05:13:47 UTC  

better than keeping them in

2021-03-10 05:13:55 UTC  

jeez ronin you could easily write a whole story about your past

2021-03-10 05:14:01 UTC  

bruh what the heck did they do that for

2021-03-10 05:14:03 UTC  

ehhhh trueeeeee

2021-03-10 05:14:05 UTC  

I seized next to a desk, woke up in a puddle of blood with my tooth sticking out of the corner of it.

2021-03-10 05:14:12 UTC  

<:Nervous_Monkey:797288817115267082>

2021-03-10 05:14:15 UTC  

<:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

2021-03-10 05:14:19 UTC  

<:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

2021-03-10 05:14:28 UTC  

oh man how badly did it hurt

2021-03-10 05:14:31 UTC  

It's an old wives' thingy, that if you seize you can swallow your tongue.

2021-03-10 05:14:56 UTC  

that is not a good thought

2021-03-10 05:15:08 UTC  

Well, the nerve was exposed from the stump, so two days until I could get that fixed.

2021-03-10 05:15:38 UTC  

ouch

2021-03-10 05:15:39 UTC  

ohh myyyy 😬

2021-03-10 05:16:17 UTC  

Stick an icecube on the exposed nerve 4 a gud time

2021-03-10 05:16:29 UTC  

Man. I passed out. Next thing I know...

...I woke up in the back of a van, in nothing but a diaper, and a tattoo of Jerry Nadler on my left ankle...
...and now I'm home again. Should I be worried?

2021-03-10 05:16:35 UTC  

<:Surprised_pikachu:726878373762301995>

2021-03-10 05:16:40 UTC  

Or drink and chew for two days.

2021-03-10 05:16:54 UTC  

<:PikaLaugh:802560922580942849>

2021-03-10 05:17:00 UTC  

who the darn is jerry nadler

2021-03-10 05:17:08 UTC  

<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

2021-03-10 05:17:22 UTC  

He's an evil little man

2021-03-10 05:17:41 UTC  

ah yes

2021-03-10 05:17:56 UTC  

<:Teeth:798301808996384828>

2021-03-10 05:18:03 UTC  

i definitely know what you're talking about

2021-03-10 05:18:06 UTC  

You might remember him as the rep who crappes himself on national television

2021-03-10 05:18:19 UTC  

i dont

2021-03-10 05:18:26 UTC  

i didnt know that happened

2021-03-10 05:18:44 UTC  

jerry nadler, younger edition

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170164203913216/819076787932758046/191203-jerrold-nadler-1996-ew-639p_3537040725064a36a27317b87148c5a2.png

2021-03-10 05:18:54 UTC  

"little" wouldn't be the word i use

2021-03-10 05:18:58 UTC  

gourd

2021-03-10 05:19:38 UTC  

@NakhtiEmperor1 No talking in meme channels mate <:tyler:733204434682773525> <#719770967542333442> 12 https://discord.com/channels/707691030748594288/801170171858518067/819076888705892352

2021-03-10 05:19:54 UTC  

reminds me of that nickocado avocado dude or however you spell it