Lmao

Staying entertained on flight

thats a terrible idea

Damn, that's funny <:PikaLaugh:802560922580942849>

I gotta stay awake for 48+ hours

Let's see...The first gsw, the drowning, the hanging, and the fire were my older brother.

i split my brothers scalp with my moms van keys when i was like 13. i didnt realize the stupid stretch cord would stretch 4 feet

I have to go passed the border too wish me luck

Dont wanna get carjacked

Lol

My dads gonna rent a car

Hopefully he doesnt rent a truck

i also almost hung him, luckily he weighed too much and everything snapped

I kicked my brother in the nuts like twice

I once split my scalp on a wood staircase railing...

Nice

older siblings are dangerous

See, I'd call that an accident.

My younger brother shot me with a bow, that was a fun trip to the ER

My brother kicked me in the side like three times because I pushed in his water bottle as he was drinking it and he choked

Lol

i mean, this seems like a reasonable and equal reaction

You deserved that, with that being said choking is a fun prank in my view

I was like 10

i dont know how old your brother is

Oof

He’s 5 years older than me

eh. 50 50 whether that was reasonable then

15yo boys are strong and.. stupidly strong

Not me <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

like they dont have much concept of how much force they are using

Yeah

My brother went to karate

When was 15 I was pretty retarded

then he probably pulled his kicks

One time he split the chin of a bully when he slammed the stall in the guy’s face

My brother has done horrible shit in school lmao

Teachers used to cry and threaten to not go to school when he was a kid

Almost lost some fingers and my writing hand

Nice, he was feared

i took a chunk out of a dudes hand when he covered my mouth, and pulled a knife on a dude who threatened to choke me, but generally i was in trouble because teachers hated me rather than because i was trouble