Lol

On purpose you almost killed each othee.

Evidently **not**

isnt that normal

Hi

Spoiler: It didn't.

Nah

Im downloading a video of plane crashes

oops. should probably appologize to my brother for all the times i almost unintentionally on purpose killed him

I threw a remote control at my brother’s front tooth when I was a kid and it’s permanently chipped now

Lmao

Staying entertained on flight

thats a terrible idea

Damn, that's funny <:PikaLaugh:802560922580942849>

I gotta stay awake for 48+ hours

Let's see...The first gsw, the drowning, the hanging, and the fire were my older brother.

i split my brothers scalp with my moms van keys when i was like 13. i didnt realize the stupid stretch cord would stretch 4 feet

I have to go passed the border too wish me luck

Dont wanna get carjacked

Lol

My dads gonna rent a car

Hopefully he doesnt rent a truck

i also almost hung him, luckily he weighed too much and everything snapped

I kicked my brother in the nuts like twice

I once split my scalp on a wood staircase railing...

Nice

older siblings are dangerous

See, I'd call that an accident.

My younger brother shot me with a bow, that was a fun trip to the ER

My brother kicked me in the side like three times because I pushed in his water bottle as he was drinking it and he choked

Lol

i mean, this seems like a reasonable and equal reaction

You deserved that, with that being said choking is a fun prank in my view

I was like 10

i dont know how old your brother is

Oof

He’s 5 years older than me

eh. 50 50 whether that was reasonable then

15yo boys are strong and.. stupidly strong

Not me <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

like they dont have much concept of how much force they are using