Wash your feet man

I do and change my socks everyday

as normal people do

I just sweat a lot

though tbf
I feel like americans are a little too concerned about smell

Make your doctor smell your feet

I read online that we smell weird to people in foreign countries because we smell like chemicals

I’m not trying to murder my doctor

Smh

Lmao

Don’t you love pissing people off who can’t just take a joke

they literally apparently avoid us because we smell like weird artificial stuff

But then they can give you antifungal stuff

@russian_ricefarmer yes

no because I hate offending people but love shocking them if that makes sense

I really don’t care tbh I like having friends tho

"all of the benefits with none of the consequences - idealism!"

I like making people feel awkward

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I understand

I like shocking them and then explaining things

@russian_ricefarmer weird question idk why I’m asking are you a girl just by your pfp I assumed

Nah

It’s fine ima dude

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Yea I lost a bet and I had to swap off

"Yesterday all I did was come home, eat vegan food, fight with my sibling and watch princess movies" really means "I was tired, I've been trying a vegan diet so I ate some cookies that didn't have eggs or milk in them, and then I watched Anastasia because it's a good movie. Then I got in an argument later on with my sibling."

Now tbh idk why people are vegan

Same

ethics

@el_deffo trust me I know that your vegan

I was just talking about bacon my dude

Mmm beer is vegan

the American cow and chicken industry is messed up, though I'm willing to buy both from local farmers

@el_deffo I know I’m joking

it's the corporations that make me uneasy

But bacon is the garlic for the vampires known as vegans

I saw bacon bourbon the other day

I are a t bone stake a while ago

beer, doughnuts, and smoothies are all vegan