Message from @dastenhero

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2021-03-14 06:57:42 UTC  

my coworker got gel massaging ones

2021-03-14 06:57:54 UTC  

My old pair was giving me some major plantar fasciitis

2021-03-14 06:58:12 UTC  

I'm tempted to find gel ones because honestly, bathroom breaks are sent from God

2021-03-14 06:58:21 UTC  

I have stinky feet Itous

2021-03-14 06:58:33 UTC  

Wash your feet man

2021-03-14 06:58:46 UTC  

I do and change my socks everyday

2021-03-14 06:58:53 UTC  

as normal people do

2021-03-14 06:59:01 UTC  

I just sweat a lot

2021-03-14 06:59:18 UTC  

though tbf
I feel like americans are a little too concerned about smell

2021-03-14 06:59:31 UTC  

Make your doctor smell your feet

2021-03-14 06:59:38 UTC  

I read online that we smell weird to people in foreign countries because we smell like chemicals

2021-03-14 06:59:44 UTC  

I’m not trying to murder my doctor

2021-03-14 06:59:46 UTC  

Smh

2021-03-14 06:59:52 UTC  

Lmao

2021-03-14 06:59:59 UTC  

Don’t you love pissing people off who can’t just take a joke

2021-03-14 06:59:59 UTC  

they literally apparently avoid us because we smell like weird artificial stuff

2021-03-14 07:00:10 UTC  

But then they can give you antifungal stuff

2021-03-14 07:00:11 UTC  
2021-03-14 07:00:13 UTC  

no because I hate offending people but love shocking them if that makes sense

2021-03-14 07:00:31 UTC  

I really don’t care tbh I like having friends tho

2021-03-14 07:00:31 UTC  

"all of the benefits with none of the consequences - idealism!"

2021-03-14 07:00:56 UTC  

I like making people feel awkward

2021-03-14 07:01:00 UTC  

<:Teeth:798301808996384828>

2021-03-14 07:01:11 UTC  

I understand

2021-03-14 07:01:11 UTC  

I like shocking them and then explaining things

2021-03-14 07:01:15 UTC  

@russian_ricefarmer weird question idk why I’m asking are you a girl just by your pfp I assumed

2021-03-14 07:01:22 UTC  

Nah

2021-03-14 07:01:32 UTC  

It’s fine ima dude

2021-03-14 07:01:48 UTC  

<:KEKWait:780472182387376130>

2021-03-14 07:01:54 UTC  

<:LowDefKEK:798357348514791444>

2021-03-14 07:02:03 UTC  

Yea I lost a bet and I had to swap off

2021-03-14 07:02:05 UTC  

"Yesterday all I did was come home, eat vegan food, fight with my sibling and watch princess movies" really means "I was tired, I've been trying a vegan diet so I ate some cookies that didn't have eggs or milk in them, and then I watched Anastasia because it's a good movie. Then I got in an argument later on with my sibling."

2021-03-14 07:02:36 UTC  

Now tbh idk why people are vegan

2021-03-14 07:02:42 UTC  

Same

2021-03-14 07:02:46 UTC  

ethics

2021-03-14 07:02:49 UTC  

@el_deffo trust me I know that your vegan

2021-03-14 07:03:14 UTC  

I was just talking about bacon my dude

2021-03-14 07:03:15 UTC  

Mmm beer is vegan

2021-03-14 07:03:24 UTC  

the American cow and chicken industry is messed up, though I'm willing to buy both from local farmers

2021-03-14 07:03:28 UTC  

@el_deffo I know I’m joking

2021-03-14 07:03:33 UTC  

it's the corporations that make me uneasy