Anyone see the thing where someone accused Tucker Carlson of putting googly eyes on AOC?

Dosent change a thing

Then deleted their take when they realized no, in fact, she has ACTUAL googly eyes

She looks like straight from an asylum

I mean...you're not necessarily wrong...

Source - I've been in one, voluntarily.

Yall, who wants to see a quad 50 cal

Ngl I’m strong, but for her i would be scared if she attacks me

You know what weapon you should use

Flammenwerfer

I don't want to see 4 .50 caliber barrels, I want to see one 2.00 caliber. I don't even know what that would look like.

No this gun

B-29 ball mount turret

Incindenary

dayum, brotha

Iso

reddo

I need your advice

I microwaved blueberries by accident

i'm flattered you'd come to me for one <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Rip

...how does one do that by accident

what were you trying to do

cupcake in a cup?

Microwave some........nvm

Anyways

I liked it. Whats wrong with me

What happens when you microwave blueberries?

Nothing, some people have strange tastes.

Warm goodness

or a mess

uh

that's cool. did it blow up and make the inside of your microwave a mess tho?

Some of them

But the intact ones were cash

no offense, but if I wanted to make blueberries warm and delicious I'd boil them in sugar and a splash of water

i feel like you should mash them into jam first before eating them

Mmm. Now I need a blueberry pie

if you have put them in water, maybe they wouldn't blow up?

Only a few hours until Mars Rover Landing, livestreamed

or just warm the water first