Message from @Hot babe VK168.01 (P)

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2021-02-18 17:25:39 UTC  

uh

2021-02-18 17:25:45 UTC  

that's cool. did it blow up and make the inside of your microwave a mess tho?

2021-02-18 17:25:52 UTC  

Some of them

2021-02-18 17:26:01 UTC  

But the intact ones were cash

2021-02-18 17:26:07 UTC  

no offense, but if I wanted to make blueberries warm and delicious I'd boil them in sugar and a splash of water

2021-02-18 17:26:07 UTC  

i feel like you should mash them into jam first before eating them

2021-02-18 17:26:21 UTC  

Mmm. Now I need a blueberry pie

2021-02-18 17:26:30 UTC  

if you have put them in water, maybe they wouldn't blow up?

2021-02-18 17:26:31 UTC  

Only a few hours until Mars Rover Landing, livestreamed

2021-02-18 17:26:38 UTC  

or just warm the water first

2021-02-18 17:26:43 UTC  

cooooool

2021-02-18 17:26:58 UTC  

Link?

2021-02-18 17:27:28 UTC  

not sure, several sources on yt, but I suggest watching this first to understand it https://youtu.be/yqqaW8DCc-I

2021-02-18 17:27:37 UTC  

Kool

2021-02-18 17:28:08 UTC  

I'm so jealous of that Mars Roover.

2021-02-18 17:28:29 UTC  

Mars rover please send AOC away from earth

2021-02-18 17:28:39 UTC  

I'm sure Biden will claim this accomplishment.

2021-02-18 17:29:06 UTC  

I'm sure AOC will claim the roover assaulted her

2021-02-18 17:29:12 UTC  

nevermind that the Obama/Biden administration was notoriously anti-space, and the Trump admin was very pro-space

2021-02-18 17:29:13 UTC  

7months travel to mars, Biden takes all credit lol

2021-02-18 17:30:51 UTC  

“I swear i was on mars” -joe biden

2021-02-18 17:31:51 UTC  

Maybe “i swear i was... uh you know the thing”

2021-02-18 17:32:09 UTC  

"You ain't Mars!" - boe jiden

2021-02-18 17:32:56 UTC  

I'ma go ahead and declare that Mars is racist/transphobic because it is a RED planet

2021-02-18 17:33:31 UTC  

i had kids sitting on my lap, I learned about Rovers

2021-02-18 17:33:35 UTC  

And planets are seen as “her” so its sexist too

2021-02-18 17:34:09 UTC  

and Jupiter, with that large gravitational pull, is oppressing the orbits of minority planets

2021-02-18 17:34:34 UTC  

Jupiter is just fat don't fatshame it.

2021-02-18 17:34:54 UTC  

Yeah that is obeseophobic

2021-02-18 17:35:52 UTC  

Ugh, guess I better go buy that $99 Anti-transplanetracistfatphobia training class online <:Preece:811048059437449216>

2021-02-18 17:36:53 UTC  

Wait what?!?? 99 buck class?

2021-02-18 17:37:08 UTC  

brothas

2021-02-18 17:37:15 UTC  

in a few hundred years... shithole planets send caravan spaceships to US colonized planets

2021-02-18 17:37:15 UTC  

I am bacc

2021-02-18 17:37:24 UTC  

For $99/person a business can send their employees off for "Anti-Racism" training classes, sold by a white sjw in NC

2021-02-18 17:37:35 UTC  

of what?

2021-02-18 17:37:49 UTC  

basically, BLM harrasses a company, physically or online, until they pay $99/employee to make them stop

2021-02-18 17:37:51 UTC  

united states of... hmmm

2021-02-18 17:37:53 UTC  

planets

2021-02-18 17:38:13 UTC  

That's illegal

2021-02-18 17:38:23 UTC  

That's profitable. Let me find the link....